“…Naahhh, ‘Little Brother’, we don’t think that that bulgy little bottom of yours is wrapped-up in baby diapers right now, or that the ‘crinkling’ we’re hearing is coming from any kind of plastic panties or anything…But anyway, since you’ve already got your jammies on,  I guess it’s almost time for you to ‘waddle’–I mean cooly stroll–into your bedroom and climb into that not-so-smelly little bed of yours, that just happens to have a full-sized plastic sheet on it, which Mom didn’t put on it because you’re really not a stinky little bedwetting ‘baby’, right? Ha, ha, ha…omigod, whatta face on Momma’s ‘Big, Big Boy’, huh?—blush much, ‘Cutie’?”

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