I can’t believe it, but I like stepmommy more than this babysitter. At least she leaves me alone sometimes. I can’t get a moments peace from this woman.

“Do I smell a stinky diaper?”

Oh come on, she’s been watching me for hours. If I’d messed myself she would I’ve seen it.

“I’m coming to check.”

If I wasn’t so afraid of what the next level of punishment from 24/7 diapers is I would kick her in the face for this.

…A bit obsessive perhaps, but she’s probably not the only one who finds the unique olfactory combo of sweet baby powder and stinky poop strangely appealing, so…

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